lobby simulator
/ˈlɒbi ˈsɪmjʊleɪtər/
CommonA mocking nickname for any game where you spend more time in lobbies and queues than actually playing.
Sarcastic. Implies the developer has failed to respect the player's time. Often used right after a particularly bad stretch of waiting.
Real-world examples4 examples
| # | Example | What it means | Source |
|---|---|---|---|
| 01 | three loading screens before the match even starts. lobby simulator of the year | Sarcastically awarding a game for how much time it wastes before actual play begins. | x, 2024 |
| 02 | i played for 2 hours and had maybe 40 minutes of actual gameplay. lobby simulator is not a joke | The ratio of waiting to playing was so bad it confirmed the joke as a real description. | reddit, 2023 |
| 03 | the lobby simulator experience: 15 min queue, someone dodges, back to queue, 18 min, game crashes | Laying out the full painful sequence of events that define the experience. | x, 2024 |
| 04 | genuinely love the gameplay but this is a lobby simulator and i can't do it anymore | Quitting a game you enjoy because the non-gameplay overhead has become intolerable. | reddit, 2024 |
Use it when
- The time spent in queues, lobbies, and loading screens exceeds actual play time.
- Sarcastically describing a game that is difficult to actually get into.
- Making fun of a specific game's matchmaking or loading speed.
Do not use it when
- Servers are permanently offline.Use “server shutdown” instead.
- The game has no players at all.Use “dead server” instead.
Lobby simulator vs matchmaking hell
lobby simulator
Lobby simulator frames the waiting as the game itself, with sarcasm.
VS
matchmaking-hell
Matchmaking hell emphasizes how painful and broken the queue experience is.
Origin and context
Emerged from competitive gaming communities as a sarcastic label for games where pre-game overhead dominated the experience. Spread through streaming and Reddit gaming communities.
- First seen
- mid-2010s
- Confidence
- low
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