bidet convert
/bɪˈdeɪ kənˈvɜːrt/
CommonSomeone who got a bidet and now won't stop telling everyone how life-changing it is.
Almost always self-aware and playful. People say it about themselves as much as others. The humor is in how predictable the conversion is.
Real-world examples4 examples
| # | Example | What it means | Source |
|---|---|---|---|
| 01 | I am officially a bidet convert and I will not be taking questions. | The speaker has switched and is done defending the decision. | x, 2023 |
| 02 | My husband laughed at me for buying a bidet. He is now a bidet convert. | The skeptic became an enthusiast after trying it. | x, 2022 |
| 03 | I've become that person. Full bidet convert. I talk about it at dinner. | The speaker recognizes they overshare about it but cannot stop. | |
| 04 | Stayed at a hotel last week and almost couldn't handle not having a bidet. Bidet convert arc complete. | The conversion is total and irreversible. | tiktok, 2024 |
Use it when
- Someone unpromptedly tells you how great their bidet is.
- Someone admits they were skeptical then became obsessed.
- Someone acts like using toilet paper alone is barbaric.
- Someone says they could never go back to not having one.
Do not use it when
- You just mean someone owns a bidet.
- Someone mentions it once without making a big deal of it.
Origin and context
Grew out of pandemic-era toilet paper shortages and bidet sales spikes in 2020. The humor of the evangelical convert became a recurring meme format on Twitter and Reddit.
- First seen
- 2020
- Confidence
- medium
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