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bidet convert

/bɪˈdeɪ kənˈvɜːrt/

Common

Someone who got a bidet and now won't stop telling everyone how life-changing it is.

Almost always self-aware and playful. People say it about themselves as much as others. The humor is in how predictable the conversion is.

Real-world examples4 examples
#ExampleWhat it meansSource
01I am officially a bidet convert and I will not be taking questions.The speaker has switched and is done defending the decision.x, 2023
02My husband laughed at me for buying a bidet. He is now a bidet convert.The skeptic became an enthusiast after trying it.x, 2022
03I've become that person. Full bidet convert. I talk about it at dinner.The speaker recognizes they overshare about it but cannot stop.reddit
04Stayed at a hotel last week and almost couldn't handle not having a bidet. Bidet convert arc complete.The conversion is total and irreversible.tiktok, 2024

Use it when

  • Someone unpromptedly tells you how great their bidet is.
  • Someone admits they were skeptical then became obsessed.
  • Someone acts like using toilet paper alone is barbaric.
  • Someone says they could never go back to not having one.

Do not use it when

  • You just mean someone owns a bidet.
  • Someone mentions it once without making a big deal of it.

Origin and context

Grew out of pandemic-era toilet paper shortages and bidet sales spikes in 2020. The humor of the evangelical convert became a recurring meme format on Twitter and Reddit.

First seen
2020
Confidence
medium

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Updated: 2026-08-28License: CC BY 4.0

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